Jeff: Al'right so listen Achmed, so where did you come from?Īchmed: Your freaking suitcase. Jeff: Well did they say it would only be, female, virgins?Īchmed: Wait. Are you my virgins? I hope not.Īchmed: There's a bunch of ugly-a*s guys out there.Īchmed: If this is paradise. I have something to tell you.Īchmed: Wait. I need some ligaments.Īchmed: He scares the CRAP out of me! Please don't put me back in the sinned suitcase.Īchmed: Sudan's Mustard gas is nothing compared to a Walter fart.Īchmed: I-It's not funny. Jeff: Al'right just hold on we'll fix this.Īchmed: OK wait what are you doing. What are you doing to me! STOP TOUCHING ME! I Kill YOU! What tha h*ll? What are you doin? Ok Stop it.
SILENCE! I kill you! What the h*ll happened to my feet? Son of a b*tch? What the h*ll? Oh wait a minute. I would suppose you have some sort of specialty.Īchmed: It's a flesh wound. Oh Oh, I I mean uh, Ala Dammit.Īchmed: No you said Ukned, it's Achmed huchhuch huch huch huch huch.Īchmed: Oh-uh. Okay, actually, that would be hilarious.Achmed: God Dammit. It’s truly fantastic and a great honor I just hope it’s not in front of an adult store.
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Said Dunham recently, “When I moved to Los Angeles in 1988 with a car full of clothes and a couple of dummies, never in my wildest dreams did I imagine that one day I would be tripping over my own star on the Walk of Fame. and has continued selling out arenas across the country on his Perfectly Unbalanced Tour.Īnd finally, adding to an amazing list of recent accomplishments, Dunham’s contribution to the world of show business and comedy will be recognized on Thursday, September 21 when he receives a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, commemorating over two decades of superstardom. His 2015 standup special, Jeff Dunham: Unhinged in Hollywood, debuted on NBC Primetime in the fall and ranked as the time period’s top non-sports program on the Big 4 in every key measure.Īfter taping Relative Disaster in Dublin, Ireland, Dunham returned to the U.S.
With over a million YouTube subscribers amassing over a billion views, he has carved out his own unique space in the comedy world leading to record-breaking viewership with his comedy specials on Comedy Central and NBC. Dunham and his famous cohorts Walter, Achmed the Dead Terrorist, Bubba J, and Peanut also consider what a new member to their already dysfunctional family could mean, putting the ‘relative’ in Relative Disaster.ĭunham, a Guinness World Record holder for “Most Tickets Sold for a Stand-up Comedy Tour,” has built an entertainment empire over years of non-stop touring and innovation. The special features Dunham along with his ill-behaved and slightly demented posse of characters for a gleeful skewering of family and politics. The tour will make a stop in Tampa at AMALIE Arena on Apat 3:00 PM.ĭunham just released his latest standup special, Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster, on Netflix this month. Record-breaking, global comedy superstar, Jeff Dunham, is bringing his cast of characters on the road this fall through spring 2018 as America’s favorite ventriloquist tours North America on his 60-city Passively Aggressive tour. Sep 18, 2017 Release - Jeff Dunham to Launch New International Tour, Passively Aggressive, Coming to AMALIE Arena April 29, 2018